mish: Hey kyle have you ever wanted to get your drank on while keeping your body in perfect date-raping shape?
Kyle: why yes, i have marisa. what's the secret?
mish: DEVOTION VODKA IT KEEPS YOU ALL RIPS N SHIT
Kyle: THAT SOUNDS FUCKING EXTREME MARISA I'LL TAKE DOZENS
IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS YOUR DESKTOP...
on my laptop it would be miley cyrus. on my desktop it would be shepard. imokwiththis.jpg (via swanandotututorres)
Am I the only one on Tumblr who doesn't watch Glee...
timeywimeymime: acciobookeight: (via slytherinsfinestbiatch) I HAVENT SEEN IT BEFORE AND I DONT EVEN WANT TO. ME TOO. It just doesn’t tickle my fancy, I’m sorry gleeks. And uh…John Barrowman. Sorry, so sorry. i’d rather stab my eyes out with a soldering iron than watch that fucking terrible show.
You can stay and get your ass beat, or you can stay and get your FUCKING ass...– Jwoww
It is so easy to see other people’s problems from way up there on your...– Jordan Sullivan (Scrubs)
ktknz: KOOK ASSES Except Mish, I wuuuuuuuv her :3 this bitch right here is the reason i breathe <3
I just wanna reblog everything on carpr0n today.... →